GO AND DIE

Yeah I said it go and die those words came out of the mouth of a governor that was elected into power whether he rigged or not right now I could  care less but point is he told a fellow human being who said she was a widow and that he should have mercy on her to go and die !

question 1 please what kind of water did he drink that morning ?
they need to stop feeding him with that water it is not good for his medulla oblongata

question 2 those of you defending him why are you defending him?
 you are just inhuman don't worry the money they gave you in Ghana must go go soon finish shebi you will go for more again question is will there still be more to give ?

question 3 PDP why so cocky ? so una nor know say widows dey nijja since anyways una do well oh its high time you guys start giving back in one way or the other after all na we money

question 4 why did no one rise to her defense ? people stood and watched I thot w were meant to have an uprising soon obviously I was dreaming or it was in my past life or I was in another realm.

question 5 what next?

I used to love the guy called Governor Adams oshiomole I was sure he was going to deliver I spoke so nicely of him every where I went but now as I type I don't even ant to hear anything about him im very vexed very upset and most of all ashamed that I trusted him, well dem really talk say na only pikin wey dey inside belle na him dem dey vouch for

I think we should go back to army arrangement paddy paddy put am togeda army arrangement so that all our politicians can go and die abi after when there is nothing to steal hunger go worry them.
I know some people go vex say I talk say make them go die well if you can tell me that why cant I tell you same do unto others what you want them to do unto you.

if them again you don't understand why I am so bitter watch this video them imagine this if you are a woman imagine that was you or your mother or daughter or sister
if you are a man imagine that was your mother or wife or sister or daughter if you were alive you would be so bitter that even ribena undiluted would taste like chloroquine  in your mouth.

http://e-magin.com/adams-oshiomoles-terrible-utterances-to-a-poor-widow-you-are-a-widow-go-and-die/

LET US LEARN TO USE AND PICK OUR WORDS WISELY AT THIS RATE OSHIO WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED FONDLY IN EDO STATE AND BEYOND
THIS MOUTH CAN BE USED AS WEAPON OF MASS DESTURCTION OR A BALM OF GILEAD !

MY COUNTRY PEOPLE MAKE UNA DEY VOTE WISELY MAKE PERSON NOR GO TELL U GO AND DIE !

SO FAR SO GOOD

Hey guys im so sorry for locking up over the weekend ,I was taken over with the spirit of sleep most especially after entering one yeye go slow like that all the way home because aunty eminado was getting married between im yet to find out the meaning of eminado oh abeg who sabi am make e tell me!

My weekend went well I think I still danced and faced my glass doors got home very happy had a date with my girls via bbm chat(sandy baby that is ) while I was with date 1 the guy,as D mama decided to make herself un available she always likes to feel important like that, I forgive her all the same but I just don't like it all that diva sturvs and I don't blend well.

The best part of my weekend was the fact that I got to sleep chaiiii sleep is good oh! oh lawd I felt like a new baby each time I woke up and it helped me not eat much #diettinz, the best reward you can give your body is a well deserved rest.

then I went through linda ikejis blog and stellas blog and saw all the pics of them superstars and peeps plus the bleached and unbleached the skinny and the malnourished, the over hyped and the under-hyped,just the usual same old same old and then the vampires and cyborgs and ware-wolves were commenting as usual.

So they say TOOLZ exposes her breast too much when kim k does it y'all be drooling like desperate k9s,they said AGBANI is too skinny yet they love Naomi Campbell,they say TOKE MAKINWA they bleach so is nicki minaj biko is called rebranding hapuya like that, they said RITA DOMINIC looked sexy mbok those legs were confusing me why so coca cola and Fanta sis ? aunty KAREN we love u just the way u are because we know who you are every thing they want to talk let them talk at the end of the day you are Karen igho na so we know you to be ,LOLA OMOTAYO OKOYE they say you look old..... and then every body must age one day issue is are you aging gracefully or not babes you are on point left dem haters alone, WAJE my sisterly for life they couldn't say anything #warrinordeycarrylast shes a pure home breed, TOYIN LAWANI safest delivery oh that your pikin go jellow well well bewteen u and ur pooh boo fit wella , EMMA NYRAM try make you dey buy ashebi they say you are beginning to look like an alien say if na the money issue make dem they dash u the ashebi complimentary.

Then I watched the movie family runs its extremely over hyped abeg it was a waste of 500 naira im not happy wetin self only one man dey knack up and down like that haba na nollywood stop teaching us how to lie and fornicate, I didn't get any moral out of the movie apart from the fact that it is not good for man to dey born born outside which I already know I don't even want to talk about that movie if not I will be hyping it, mbok left matter !

What else happened this weekend oh and yes amidst all my plenty sleeping escapades I kept on dreaming about me getting married and I kept on hitting myself to wake up from the dream because to me it wasn't a needed dream at this time,u may ask why I was trying to get up im afraid of marriage it has scared and marred many I know, and im a joseph of a dreamer most of my dreams do come through no kidding then again I remembered that a dream may be as a result of your immediate environment#weekendweddingthings, so I decided to sleep and not wake up to remember the dream except it involved me counting money, YES money, because that's what is important to me right now for the 1st time ever I want to go on a proper holiday I want to start enjoying the fruits of my labor not marry and become a mama, marriage means domestication to me because im so giving ;so I don't want to even love because my love is too giving to be thrown back in my face#forcolouredgirls

Then Dmama and I rounded it up with some eye candy went to watch a football match at campus mini stadium Lagos island,
chevron versus eko support they call it corporate soccer it was really corporate because most of them guys were good looking and even after the whole match as I walked past some they were still smelling so nice and Dmama and I were just pointing out and picking out our boos there meanwhile we didn't even get to meet anyone like I said we went there for some eye candy just to feed our eyes and leave.

oya I have to stop here them spies at work be roaming around my system, that was how my weekend turned out I hope yours was better and I trust your week will be great because I prayed this morning that God should make everyone great so we can all make nijja great.

LOVE YA MY COUNTRY PEOPLE DO HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND WEEK AHEAD
ANYHING WEY YOUR ENEMY DEY PLAN YOU JUMP AM PASS !!!!!!!!!!!!

AS A SHARP BABE

TGIF BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Ehen I have three dates to keep up with today,

1st is with a guy he wants to take me out tonight to bubble but he cant dance so most times I find myself facing the glass door and dancing and admiring myself (I call that self love mode ) aint nothing wrong with that, but at the end of the day I manage to have fun with myself in the company of my date still in my own little world in my head, im sure you would be wondering why I hang out with this guy , well he is matured and he respects me and treats me like his sister. You know the types that make you talk like you are 40 when you are only just 30.

2nd date is with ma girls "Sandy baby" I call her esista(bengazi peeps would understand) shes my mentor on zumba things and she is mad a?! fun to be with when she laffs you just have to laff along with her then her dance moves na fire then her yabis omg mbok forgerrit, then of course my booski my babe from Atlanta-Ibadan "D mama" she's just a clown nothing misses her diva eyes, always seeing all the wrong things, when one eye lash is longer than the other, when a chic is sagging or when a babe is marketing and she getting it all wrong and making matters worse, then when she wants to spill it out she would look at you at that particular time when u are holding onto laughter and say woot and then you would have to laugh. The beauty of hanging out with my girls is that we always voltron our bills we don't take free drinks from strangers ,we don't go home with strangers, we don't share our details because we aint hunting, we are just out to have mad fun and go to bed with a smile on our faces knowing fully well we have teased and taunted the guys and spoilt market for some babes. This one I like best !


3rd date is with my tv ,my bed and my fresh sheets and my duvet ,I love watching movies since I started working for another mans company any chance I get to spend with my tv is very precious to me. I don't joke with it considering the fact that I pay for the full bouquet dstv every month and never really get to enjoy it well some might say why pay for the full thing hey the stations I like to watch are on the full thing so don't hassle me, so as I was saying I have a date with my tv and my bed because its been a while and my dstv subscription is expiring in two days, and I just want to chill its been a hectic week my brain has been doing some very plenty work.

Out of all this plenty dates I will honor 2 ,dates 1 and 2 and then date 3 will take place tomorrow because I need to go out and dance that's the only way I let go of stress cooking and dancing.

Any toaster or assistant boyfriend that tries to come in between these plans I have made is on a very long thing, im nobody's last minute babe or weekend lover.

That's how my Friday is going be so till when next I go on line TGIF BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE !!!!!!!!!
IF HE OR SHE AINT YOURS DONT TAKE HIM OR HER HOME !!!
HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND MY COUNTRY PEOPLE !!!!

English our borrowed but comfortable language

Once upon a time there was a country and in that country lived many families and in those families lived a common friend,all these friends that lived with different families all came from one family,confusing I know let me simplify it family A had a friend as a matter of they owned the friend his name was MR D though MR D had many nicknames but All the MR Ds all had the same father and the same mother MR And MRS E ! 

MR D was a member of every household and a friend of every member of every household, until something called MR T came and stripped MR D into different parts and made him perform so many functions but lost the essence of having him as a friend in every home,now the side effect of not having a dictionary (a hard copy ) at home is that every English word now has a funky spelling ,people who are even educated mix up thier tenses,there is a lot more but we will just stick to those two fore now.

The kids, younger generations have to rely  on their teachers who apparently are the only ones that keep a hard copy and a soft one handy in order to be able to impact knowledge into the families and generations of all the past and present friends and owners of all the different forms of MR D (dictionary) .

MR T ( technology ) is a nice guy but Mr and mrs E ( English ) would be more appreciated and relevant if every family still had a hard copy of thier son MR D.

Because the truth is that without electricity Mr T can't perform and use all the different parts of MR D to the fullest ,but when a hard copy of MR D is lying around it becomes a handy companion electricity or not one can always just flip the pages and learn something new.

Keep a dictionary at home or on your desk or some where handy always ,in a bid to be up to date lets not loose the true essence of it all ,some old norms make families bond and brings about a common tie. 

Just as Nigerians haven't given up our Football for American football lets not let give up everything and in the end have nothing. 

MR PRESIDENT HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH!

So today is uncle Jona's birthday and well I really am at a loss for wishes to the guy and here are some of the reasons why

I buy petrol for my generator everyday ngn3000,(least I remain in darkness and heat evaporates me )

I pay my nepa/phcn  bills but never have light

I buy water of which I have to hassle the water tanker man before he brings it because others are buying full load

I always have to explain myself at every check point that I don't have anything for the boys because country hard (and the boys live in the same county with me yet I have to explain )

Spent all my future life's savings to get an education with the hope of getting a fantastic job(of which I didn't still get but have to manage the one I have now as half bread is better than stale ore chin chin), but hey I still have to spend a whole lot more to upgrade to a masters from some prestigious university and then again still hope to get a better job because the system is messed up,

When I was a kid I dreamt of being a diplomat now im an adult and im still dreaming because all my hard work is just for me to sustain my humble self because my country cant do anything for me,common water and light that's all I need to make my earnings more meaningful to me.

Now that I have kids I have to work 10 times harder because I know I don't want them to be a part of an educational system where politicians cant be bothered when all the higher institutions of learning are on shut down because of money kpalava ,ASSU and their never ending strike there is no way my kids will school here. I just cant put them through the hell I went through after all foreign certificates are more recognized than the local ones whether the certificate holder is intelligent or not e nor concern anybody all he needs na to know person an oga @ the top shikena.datz all !

These are just but a few reasons why im wishing mama patience him husband happy birthday amidst murmurs and grumbles .

The best I can do today is not buy fuel and light a candle for him that which I haven't done this year at all as I have been fortunate to be blessed by God through the labor of my hands not the resources made available by my country,
but then again im saving myself 3k but the heat sha nor go get part two,

So my country people lets a light a candle and let it burn out before we switch on our china and japan generator sets.

Raise it up and say happy birthday mr president and say this short prayer BABA GOD NA YOUR HAND WE DEY OH FATHER TAKE CONTROL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 We don't have to go to Jerusalem to lay hands on him and waste tax payers money just light that candle and pray because whether na Jerusalem oh ,Israel oh ,ajegunle,banana island ,ikeja ,Parkview ,ajah ,lekki ,idi mangoro,ojo BABA GOD ANSWERETH ALL PRAYERS  AS LONG AS SAY YOU DON CALL ON AM AND YOUR HEART PURE !

Car fresh Tinz

So I had a couple of oranges today and in a bid to be a good citizen I left the peels in my car under the hot sun to rush off for a meeting and came back to my car and voila !!!!! Car was smelling all so citrusy so accidentally Iv discovered a new way to get unwanted smell out of cars,body odor , mouth odor , you name it , it's all gone ! Feeling like Einstein right now !!!!! 

Hello everyone,
no beefing
 no b!@#$n
 no unnecessary lies, lol
Respect should be given and earned in due course (ie, if your personality doesn't exude any )
sorry to disappoint the linda ikeji and bella nijja addicts fanatics and sycophants we don't have time for unhealthy drama and unnecessary amebority
all healthy tatafo and gbeborun issues are most welkom but remember if it aint worth it don't spill it
im going to start with a dairy revelation of what is really happening relationship wise in nijja whether we like it or not the truth needs to be said so that the smallies will learn.

So most married men like good looking girls but the truth is it takes one nice sane rich generous married man to keep a pretty single curvaceous sexy young babe on lock down even at that self some babes will still go outside to get real good loving in the event that the oga at the top is not on top performance wise !

my take on this is very simple the men see fine women as a status symbol so they carry them around to brand themselves as real men even those that cant get it up the women think they are using the men but check this out

• he carries you around holding you in funny places in public#killingofmarket
• he might just be introducing you to one or two or some or even all of your prospective inlaws#nollywoodtinz
• God isnt happy with you while all this is happening#Godiswatchingyou 
• you are wasting away like black and white tv sitting next to plasma in a duplex at banana island#outdatedsturvs 
• your mates are building with the real men that you should be with that will eventually overtake the real men of today#areualearner
• in all this you are aging trust me no matter how good the words of a greeting card is it will never have the same value as one that just got off the shelf (presentation is key lagosians call it packaging )
• old men make women age quickly#trustmefactsforreal.com 
• you loose the essence and experience of being your age #dullingthings
• he loves you so much but never leaves his wife#liesmentell

should I go on I guess not iv said enough for today lets be wise these men dey make market value fall most of ur friends wont tell you the truth because you've got leaches not friends
that's my own crazy thinking though some may think otherwise  PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TALK YOUR MIND SHARP SHARP ITS A FREE WORLD !