Tuesday, 9 June 2015

SINGLE MUM BANTS !


Being a single mom is not a curse !!! 
I would rather be a single mum than be an unfaithful wife, 
I will never trade my happiness for anything in the world, 
Getting married isn't the ultimate in life, if you are married and you do not respect the sanctimony of matrimony you have failed as a woman and a wife, 
Don't even come up to me with all that I will sin and ask God for forgiveness,or he pushed me it's the Devils handwork bullshit, 
You knew what you were doing cheating and having passionate sex with a man that isn't your spouse you enjoyed it you climaxed and came, 
In your private moments you still savor the feeling you got from the results of your lust and actions, 
You look at single ladies and you keep telling them It is my wish that you get married  and have a happy home like mine REALLY  ??? Tufiakwa God forbid !!!!!!! 
If you cannot make the man happy and do it the way you promised to at the alter walk away leave the man let another woman come and show you how it's been done staying there and  be nagging causing him unnecessary headache.
 It is only making you age more and faster, 
It is only a happy uterus that produces fertile eggs go and ask your doctor, 
You kneel and pray immediately temptation comes knocking you hug it like you have been waiting, suffering in the silence of your heart all because you want to remain MRS SOMEBODY , 
You go about cursing out all single girls because your husband is cheating on you hello wake up as you decided to occupy the lazy lads with your body and money the girls are likely to do the same maybe if you let the single guys be the babes would find husband material maybe half a yard in them, 
You didn't build with the man but you think he owes you all keep it up one day be one day sinner man go find himself for hellfire and e nor go fit return to repent again, 
Keep on judging the single moms and ladies remember you were once single and a married woman can always return back to being single and at that stage you become second hand like the rest of us single moms , we will now be the ones to school you on how to survive the hard knock life of being a single lady in her 30s who won't accept anything but the best , I might sound like I'm blabbing but experience is the best teacher ! 

Sunday, 17 May 2015

TRUTH BE TOLD





TRUTH BE TOLD                   

It takes a wise person to set a trap without filling in any bait, the trap itself is the bait and also a trap,as a good listener and a kind hearted woman like most people will say I am I have sacrificed selflessly, I was always putting people before myself giving all I had keeping no love for myself loving my children sometimes became a chore,because by the time I have finished consoling my friends married and unmarried,giving loans to people who walk into shops to buy toys and fancy stuff while my children will have to make do with what mummy could provide not knowing that mummy could actually do  better,they still loved me unconditionally,I was far spent and living and thriving on superficial or borrowed love !

Sometime last year I had a sudden epiphany and realized ' I was only of use because I was a good listener ,a reliable friend ,madam fix it, the go to girl who would always give all and reserve none for herself, and I prayed and sought the counsel of God and my children and God told me to put him first and my kids next and then only then will I find peace,and I did as advised and I found my peace , 

I lost a lot of 'friends' but I wasn't worried I had my Jesus 

I felt lonely but I wasn't worried I have my children the bond grew stronger and I got to understand them more and love them more, 

My meager earnings suddenly became sufficient, I started shopping for my children more often than before ,instead of borrowing to friends and end up quarreling when payment is due or helping people who didn't need help I stopped being the assistant husband and human ATM to adults who have been granted more opportunities than I ever had, I FOUND PEACE, I was content, 

I just realized I had absolute control over my temper I wasn't angry at the world anymore I never questioned God instead all I did was praise him and thank him, 
 Yes it is not everyone that comes to you for help that truly needs help sometimes God is preparing them for the life they have ahead DO NOT INTERRUPT! 

Most often than not people are quick to tell you stories remember there's this side the other side and then THE TRUTH  !  

Peace brings happiness and I am glad I found my peace therefore I am happy, 
I am not afraid to loose more friends to me they are frenimies,I know who my true friends are they have never drained me ! 

Being focused and at peace is priceless that's where I am now and I have watched the amazing results of having the grace of God see me through no distractions no drama PEACE IS BLISS, 
It is better to be called your name than to be described by what you can offer, 

THE CHOICES WE MAKE IN LIFE LEAD US CLOSER TO OUR GOD GIVEN DESTINY BE CAREFUL ABOUT THE CHOICES YOU MAKE , THEY CAN EITHER MAKE YOU RISE OR LEAD YOU TO YOUR RUIN !





Wednesday, 8 October 2014

STORY OF MY STRUGGLES

A couple of years ago I was working as a manager for a guest house some where in the supposedly high brow area of the island
my pay was not fantastic but my job was challenging and interesting and I loved it because it thought me the art and act of patience and  got to meet all sorts of characters
I had 3 mds who were friends two of my mds were business minded the third was not he was more interested in what's in it for me island swag lagos big boy
anyways the third md which I will keep referring to as md3 was a nice person too but he had his own issues his friends liked coming over and always eating on credit ,taking rooms on credit I would talk and talk and talk and beg and beg and beg until my throat got sore yet no adjustments were made my staff were being beaten and insulted by this same people 'lagos big boys '
until me self receive beating of my life one day and this is how the story goes
md3 had this friend who is into the entertainment industry this his friend would always ask for discount and would still end up in owing even after a discount was given this yellow guy wasn't even the one paying for the room oh it was his yellow paw paw rich kid babe that was paying or the room on his behalf this is asides the plenty gifts and money she gave to the guy penny wise pound foolish why not rent house for the guy
anyways my salary had been cut and seized on previous occasions bekos of oga yellow md3 will draw leg commot say nor be him friend oh na me cause am I would always bear the loss
on this occasion I refused to be the scape goat and insisted that my money be paid before they mysteriously check out early hours of the morning this was inclusive of the food and drinks that were consumed by oga yellow and sisi yellow
they got back to the hotel and I bolted the main gate caging their car inside and leaving the pedestrian for them to be able to move about as far as I was concerned that car wasn't moving until my money was paid in full
had a polite talk with sisi yellow who ended up in abusing me bekos I refused to take half money after all the insults and threats were made I went up to my room to sleep md3 refused to get involved because he had granted a discount without informing and corresponding with me as regards this md 1 and md 2 were out of the country
30mins later oga yellow comes banging on my door that he is going to kill me I didn't answer in less than 10mins after than there were armed mopols breaking my room door down I as at this time was wearing my pjs I was thoroughly slapped my blackberry bold 5 phone was taken from me and I was dragged down the staircase of the guest house beaten again and laid on the interlocking tiles outside beaten in front of my staff guns used to hit my sides kicked and beaten like a criminal guess what I was been accused of kidnapping yellow sisi
the mopol said they were taking me to an unknown destination where I will be killed like the criminal that I had been painted to be it took a call to an aunt of mine to let them know they were in trouble and they started telling sisi yellow lets go there is trouble starting here now
have you seen where kidnapper will lock herself inside room? hmmmmm
anyways they beat me up and the gate was eventually opened and yellow sisi went home with her mopol escort
then oga yellow came at me at this time I was mad and bleeding and I launched at him and tore his kaftan and he kept trying to hit me it took all my staff about 6 in number to put me in check because as far as I was concerned that boy was dead
thanks to an uncle of mine the dpo of a near by police station came and oga yellow was arrested and we both went to the station to make statements this is about 3am in the morning in all this md3 was at the back and refused to come out
the next morning I went back to he police station and yes oga yellow was still der yellow sisi had not come for him upon all the calls 'baby come and get me his bitch just brought me here and bribed the police' na lie she nor show
next morning md3 appears from only God knows where forming macho meanwhile md 1 and md2 had been contacted and they sent their friends to me to make sure I get all the help and assistance I need
while still trying to go to the hospital to get a medical report as instructed by the police some more reinforcement arrived fully armed men from federal sars adeniji hmmm e don be for me na who am I who knows my father or my mother I was been carried for questioning in connection with a kidnap case that had been reported ,they came fully armed with bullet proof vests and guns I followed them still bleeding and swollen all over
yellow sisi at work I go there and she narrated how I locked her up in a room and stated making calls that I have them that the kidnappers should come
well I had the help of influential people and it was seen that it was all a lie and there was power tussle
we were referred back to the police station where oga yellow was chilling and then a fellow woman like me collected bribe that was how the case died and my phone was never seen or replaced
Today yellow sisi is still bleaching and appearing all over the place as a big girl ,oga yellow still hotel hopping with sugar mummys and babes that can pay his bills
I am still here working hard to make myself a brand so that I wont need to introduce myself and while im at it im sharing my stories so that others can learn
the painful part of all this is that one of the stupid men from federal sars keeps harassing me with phone calls and text messages of how he would like to be friendly with me I have told this man no no no yet he wont listen, the opportunity he had to play superman he blew it, I never got justice and I will never forget ! But that doesn't mean I will give up 
I will keep working hard until I myself become a brand 
before the rains come thunder 
after the rains the crops grow 
after the harvest the mission is accomplished 
the soul is fulfilled and at peace ! 



Thursday, 1 May 2014

BRING BACK OUR GIRLS !

She got married at a very young tender age to a very wealthy herdsman/ farmer 
She would have loved to go to school but her parents couldn't afford it so they let her go easy fast and young,
From that day she promised herself that her children would get an education have an opportunity to have a Better life 
9 months she toiled as home maker and wife atlast cries of a new born are heard mother and baby are ok, the struggle continues 
From Arabic school at a tender age she pleaded with her husband to allow her daughter go to school with a promise that hadiza will not fail them 
Reluctantly but hopefully he agrees hadiza is the prime jewel of the family she's going to do her parents proud 
Gracefully she walks respects her elders and excels in her studies the future is bright 
Hadiza says her prayers thanking God for her parents and the opportunity that they have given her 
............... There is chaos in school hadiza is kidnapped from her comfort zone where she has found out her love for education and what it can do for her 
Hadiza is terrified she is scared who are these people what do they want with her all she desires is an education and a better life a chance to make her parents proud an opportunity of a lifetime she was given 
So many questions no answers ?
Where are they taking her to ?
Who are they ?
What do they want ?
What will happen next ?
What will her parents do ?
How will they feel ?
Will they kill her ?
So many question no answers 
All hadiza can pray for is help that she may be found that her parents are ok what of the federal government will they come to her aid 
And all she can wish for is to be home with baba and mama impacting the little she has learned onto her younger ones 
She taught school was safe she taught her school was the pathway to her brighter future 
Baba and mama did all they could for her but why is she here and she says to herself I'm just a child and I have dreams and I'm hopeful 
But please I want to go home 
With each passing day Hadiza is hopeful that she will be saved 
Bring our girls home #bringbackourgirls 
They have to be here to build from where we will stop to continue from where our strength fails us ! 

Saturday, 5 April 2014

MARRIAGE over rated or not !for convenience or inconvenience !

I'm an 80s 90s kid and yes I think marriages nowadays are always over rated, 
Yes overrated because some people think that marriage makes you a better person or insome cases a richer person or in other cases a beautiful person or an updated version of you,

Now here is what I think marriage should be 
Marriage is a union between two people who are friends two people who have Decided to build a life together despite the odds despite their differences ,contrary to popular opinion marriage is not a bed of roses it's a table for two with a meal that is prepared by both parties for both parties with the necessary ingredients to foster growth and the right aids to heal wounds and the right smiles to add sunshine to a gloomy day and most importantly the right words to express true feelings without losing the essence of it all "UNITY" 

So yes marriage is not what people tend it to be how can something that is between two imperfect humans be perfect ? 

In my generation I see a lot of people getting married for different reasons 
- money 
- class 
- children 
- beauty
- pedigree /social status/ educational background 
- ladder climbing ambitions 
- convenience 

Money,They seem to forget that money can buy you the things that you think will make you happy but not happiness itself ,some would go to any length to have money make money they fake it till they make it they lie they cheat they do all sorts of things unimaginable things forgetting that vanity upon vanity all is vanity money was made to serve man not man to serve money I could go on and on about this but I will leave you to figure out the rest,

Class,class is personified that person you look at that has a lot of class is actually aspiring to be like someone else who most likely is always improving on him or herself that's why the persons character always changes some even come across to you as bipolar in the beginning and you over look it and later you start realizing that the person keeps changing and you've got to always be on your toes because you hardly know that person anymore and so shall it always be when a computer is constantly upgraded it never stays the same 

Children,when you get married for the sole aim of procreation you are a tool Infact both parties are tools because at the end of the day these lovely children who are blessings from God will leave you and go a build a home, a home that would be better than yours by Gods grace and what will you be left with nothing but your tool box staring you in the face and what happens to an old tool box it's left In The garage and rot and decay becomes the portion of it so you see you end up In nothingness 

Beauty,I believe that beauty is skin deep beauty is never on the surface it's from the inside ,beauty isn't bleaching or wearing beautiful designer clothes beauty is being able to touch people's life's in many more ways than one beauty is being able to fill a room with your good aura and leave people wondering what makes you so simplified and yet so special beauty is being able to love someone who will never be able to repay you beauty is being able to show your faith in God through your lifestyle 

Pedigree/ social status etc- ask the high and mighty who have married because of this same reason take a good look at their life and it will answer all your questions 

Ladder climbing ambitions, take a tout clean him up wear him a tuxedo and present him to the royals as a dignified person you have succeeded in changing his looks but not the blood that pumps out of his heart he will always be affiliated with his roots you can change the past but never the present he will always be seen as the brushed up dude who's a wanna be childhood jokes would be shared he would laugh along like a bourgeoise  but will never know the reason for the laughter but for how long can one dwell in a skin that's not his or hers ? 

Convenience, so her parents are rich or his parents are well to do so ? It only goes to show how lazy you are how mentally handicapped you are don't you know that without them you can even be destined to be greater than them don't ever underestimate yourself 

Ok I think Iv said enough I hope this will serve as a means of re orientation for a whole lot of people so that we have less divorce cases less broken homes less children growing up thinking that it's ok to marry for convenience I hope this would heal some wounds and prevent some I hope this made sense and I'm hoping that people will marry for love and unity.
Team work has never gone wrong when the team players are selflessly dedicated to the sole aim and goal of the team ! 


Tuesday, 1 April 2014

HOW DO YOU SEE YOURSELF ?

When ever you go for a job interview they will always ask you this question
Tell me about yourself ?
At that moment what you say goes a long way to tell your intending employers what you think of yourself,
If you are confident they will know 
If you are tribalistic they will know 
If you are a team player they will know 

Often times I do what I call getting to know me better I write stuff I like about myself down on a piece of paper and those I don't like I write also I even go further write the things I wish I could change and those I have succeeded in changing.

I see myself as an African woman a proud Nigerian a woman of substance a freethinker and a very lovable person because I'm not really the judgmental type.
It is important to know who you are and be proud of it despite what ever people have told you man know thyself and to thy own self be true.
Everyone is special in their own way everyone belongs to a great team called #theliving 
 Today is here cherish it relish in the beauty of the gift of life it's the best gift and most priceless of them all.

Be confident of who you are and what you stand for don't fall for anything start a trend of your own we were all born great,do not hold onto anything that doesn't give you joy spread love share the joy of living 
Do not let the things of life hold you down get up and fight you have the zeal you've got the power get up and put up a good fight.
Make an impact today 
Running away from the truth about yourself is cheating nature and life and you can't cheat both for no one has control over them but your creator 
Embrace your chi and work on being a better person everyday the time is now it's never too late dreams are there for a reason and everything in life has it's season 
Greatness comes from within dig deep don't remain a slave of negativity ! 
I just thought to drop these few words because Iv come across a few people who do not know how great they are I feel they need to read this and begin to live again and stop existing 
I love you all but God loves you more ! 

Saturday, 22 March 2014

From the depths of happiness

Hey my country people make Una nor vex oh iv been missing in action yes I know and I'm very very sorry,na nija cause am oh I have two jobs and this is a hobby so keeping up sometimes would be Herculean all the same I am so
Yes I'm writing this post from the depth of happiness I say so because I finally know what love is, yeah I know you will say this girl has come again yes na me I have come to give you my own understanding based on my experiences.
All these years iv been looking for love in all the wrong places they told me love was sacrifice I gave more than I was getting,they said love is humble I was been treated like a slave,they said love is patient ahhhhh I was used over and over again all this and more I allowed to happen because i thought I was doing it for love but hey I'm grateful and thankful for those experiences because they have brought me to this happy place where I am right now that has made me realize myself, I have mastered the act of self love and finding happiness within my self,
When I arrived at this destination through my journey in life love found me I wasn't even searching but love sought me out and adorned me with its bliss, 
So yes I'm writing from the depth of happiness I have friends that love me and accept me the way I am yes I still do have those queer ones but I know where to place them and how to deal with them I call it shelving 
I met someone born of a woman beautiful inside out good friend great confidant,love adores love doesn't ask love doesn't feel like a burden everything you do when the love is meant to be comes naturally and effortlessly, 
Love gives you peace happiness as joy that makes you glow so yes love is bliss when it's right and it's expressed in the right portions with the right person, 
So happiness is key you have to be happy with yourself and love yourself for love to find you ! 
Love is peace bliss and joy !

Thursday, 9 January 2014

I WANT IT ALL

I want it all !!!!! 
I want the good life I want to be happy I want control over my finances I want control over my emotions , I want that fantastic Job that beautiful house that loving man the good friends ,admiration from all I want it all 
Yes I am greedy but I'm human who nor like better thing I want the goodies and I'm not going to lie about it I'm going to keep it real,
I want to go on holidays and dress fancy when the need arises and feel great while leaving a fulfilled life ! 
That's just what will make me happy. 
How am I going to get all these things I want well I was told by my father 12 years ago that I will have to work hard for it, and I have been doing just that but I haven't gotten it all yet and I'm not happy about that but that doesn't mean that I shouldn't continue working hard,
I'm human yes I have thought of the second wife approach but well I'm not used to being Inlove and having that bed empty all the time while he warms another bed, 
I have also taught about doing what other girls do but hey I'm a lover girl there has to be a chemistry before anything and I'm very picky above all I value myself too much to be someone's pawn ,
Quick money through illegal business nor be my destiny oh I can't shout my father will get up from his grave and kill me ahhhh noooo I can't it's so not me 

I still want it all and I'm going to get most of it if not all of it and iv decided to just keep working hard you see that thing try call opportunity I'm always prepared for it and I grab it when I can because I'm a go getter I know what I want.
I'm not going to sell my self short because I want to get there with my intergrity intact. 
It doesn't mean if I fall deeply Inlove with a rich guy I won't marry him,sure I will I just want it all as long as it's real and makes me happy. 
What do you want ? 
What are you doing about it ? 
How far have you gone ? 
Do you want the right things ? 
How many times do you do a reality check ? 
Am I wrong to want it all ? 
Have you ever felt this way ? 

Sunday, 5 January 2014

This feeling called love

I embarked on a journey to Benin to spend the new year with my family,and it was worth every bit of it including the stress and all the questions been asked and corrections been dished out and taken in good faith because they want me to be a better person because they love me. 
The most comical but confusing part was that I met an old flame of mine,yeaaaah I'm capable of love every human being is, 
This meeting brought about old sweet memories,how I used to scale the fence to get into his bq because his dad didn't want girls sleeping over and I was a stubborn cat I just loved to cuddle and I loved the fact that we cooked together when I was in the kitchen cooking and he was at home he would cook with me and sometimes take over the kitchen he is a great cook and lover,
How he never wanted me to go home and that was always a problem ,
The scaling of fence part was what tripped me the most it had become official that people had to scale the fence so the back yard neighbors just helped us by setting blocks even when I'm about to scale they would greet me and gist with me, lol , before I scaled te fence I would whistle in our signature tune and he would answer if he was home and it was ok to scale , even the gateman had his own tune and he would answer if the coast was clear , 
Yeah the love was rugged and strong like that I called him my black king and he called me his 1st love ,
It was a rugged ruff and sweet love but we were crazy Inlove,
Even after years he still kept in touch and I always responded like a friend not his love because I had moved on not seen him in 8 years last time I saw him a was a mother now and u had matured far more than my age required so I didn't even bother to understand when he kept on calling me to ask how I was doing and how motherhood was, 
So he called this new year and I was bored so I said ok I will meet him up for a drink so we met and we gisted and recounted all the crazy things we had done together and all the sweet moments. 
Funny though but true I still have feelings for him I just realized when we sat to talk, and he kept on telling me why do you think iv kept in touch all these years,now he is more matured and he is in absolute control of his feelings so much so I can see him hiding them and In my head I like the old crazy jealous possessive him more ( u see wahala back then I wanted him to grow up now his grown I want the old fun part of him ) but he is still a friend all the same the only person that likes my kolo ! 
So you see this thing called love if it is allowed to mature it goes two ways it's either you fall more deeply in love or you fall out of love.
Our love was cut short by immature decisions and our respect for our parents opinions because both families knew themselves and kept on telling us that we  should take care of one another(like brothe and sister thingy) we sure did that and more lol as a sharp babe ! I can't see a good thing and not partake never said I was a saint ! Lol 
Sometimes it's best to just let love be if it will be it will be,my friend saw me today and said babes you are glowing you look lovely this Benin trip did you a whole lot of good and my reply was very honest and it made me feel good as the words came out I said "it's good to be Reminded how beautiful a woman I am how much I can be loved and respected how much I can be wanted by one man and mean all to him,it feels good babes to sit with a friend and have him remind you of who you are incase you just lost yourself in the hussle of life " 
When you expreince love make it work fight the odds of public opinion hold onto your feelings for each other because everyone knows good friends make the best lovers ! 
I hope I fall Inlove like this again, all over again because it's real and refreshing ! 
Have a lovely week ahead y'all ! 


#This ones for you My Black King thank you for reminding me of how good a lover I can be when I'm truly Inlove ! 


Thursday, 2 January 2014

Happy new year

Happy new year guys
This year is an opportunity to start afresh to write a fresh beautiful chapter concerning everything that makes your life more meaningful,
Let go of the past we are here today and now let's keep moving and be happy ,
This year iv decided to be happy and live my life to the fullest 
I'm in Benin right now enjoying the simple pleasures of life good food extremely lovely sense of humor from the most real people you can ever meet. 
It's only a wise man that uses the mistakes from his past to acquire knowledge,
Every experience brings wisdom every decision in life requires wisdom 
It is my prayer this year that we all become better people in order to have a positive impact on our family and communities respectively 
God is love and light may his love and light abide in our hearts daily have a lovely blessed and purpose filled new year ! Amen 




Thursday, 5 December 2013

A true Hero is gone

He changed the world he gave us hope,
He is a hero and he will never be forgotten ,
He brought smiles to mama Africa and caressed her beauty with his victory our victory , 
He fought for us, 
We love you papa 
Rest in peace 
You fought a good fight ! 
Rest in peace Nelson Mandela.
Please drop a line for my hero my kids know Obama I know Mandiba before I knew Obama he paved the way for a great Africa 
Please drop a line for the legend Mandela  

Wednesday, 4 December 2013

A letter to charley Brown

Okperanky Aziegbemwin
Never take someone like me as a fool....Charles osagie...popularly known as Charley Brown who did his son birthday on first of December 2013...heartless people like....This is what happened my people. ..it all began this way. .I was i performing at the birthday party in the city of torino Italy where he did the party. ..The money that was spread for me he took everything...which i agreed...unknowingly to me that he want ahand paying my dj three times of the money I usually pay him..when he new that club locked for one month. .The very first day I was about opening my club he took my dj and payed he three times ahand the money i normally pay he...just to being me down and the name of my club. infinity nite club..When i saw my dj in the hull i was so surprised to see him there. ..them i want to charly brown and started pleading with him for the release the dj to go to club and perform charly brown refused I want to the mic to announce to the people to help me plead with him. He still refuse.......After the party i called he to give me the money which we agreed on he still refused and brought out three hundred dollars for me to pay my people that work assist me in the stage...which he new some of them come from perugia and verona. ....i was so ashamed of myself which i now took them to my house to pay them with my money. Some of the people invited to party was about done in my house. In the party a man stands for him that pay the money to pay the people... they promise today when got there I meant charly brown with one of his numerous girl name stella .that came from France was with him and started insulting me for my good....charly brown pull his shirt in the street..started fighting me and call the police. ..This is De same girl i meant in a show in Spain and called me and ask if new charly brown three years ago and ask if i new Charles brown I said yes. ..she told the his dick is not working and his pussy sucker...I was surprised the some girl was with her today..The video will soon be out...to know the truth. ..... charly brown thanks..and all the people saved me for not letting he kill this evening

My italo akate jandon brothers won't kill me 
My country people nor be by force to write English this dude is better off doing a voice note ! 
What say you ? 

Tuesday, 3 December 2013

The best form of revenge

Many of us have been betrayed , humiliated , cursed out , you name it a whole lot of people have been there today I want to tell you the truth please read ! 
Yes we are all human we will hold on to hurt we will feel like beating some people till our hands feel sore and we have broken them into pieces, but hey remember the body heals but the heart it can bleed for a life time ! 
Here are some of my own ways of revenge, 
When a guy leaves me for a chic that he thinks is all that physically well I let him go because beauty ain't brains I upgrade to become a better me ! 

When my friends lie and do all the dem say dem say stuff I just cut them off one time you know why ,when they are not around you they don't know what is happening in your life,when you don't listen or hear about them ther opinion doesn't count ! 

When I get the stinkers due to office politics and all that , I never repeat I never let them see that it gets to me I smile I put on my best clothes to work and make sure I'm always 10 steps ahead that way they keep on trying to catch me and my behind is all they see because I am the kings daughter physically hot , spiritually on fire, mentally boiling and bursting with innovative resourceful ideas ! 

Drama drama drama !!! 

It's everywhere trust me , but iv learned to dance when the drum plays we all dance but when dancing are you smiling or frowning I smile I dance like it's my last dance and I shower them with love even though I don't mean it I try my best to be unpredictable for people fear what they can't understand ! 

Keep them hanging till thier feet are sore and then they fall to thier needs in submission to the fact that they can't win a battle that The Lord is fighting ! 

Who can battle with The Lord ? Nobody ! 

No matter how long the night is my waffi people say day must break ! 

My country people keep your head up never give up those that quit always never taste and savor the glory and sweetness of victory ! 

The best form of revenge is love ! Love God above all for he will grant you wisdom to overcome ! 

Those are my own solutions to issues I deal with from time to time  yours maybe different because our destinies are different ! 
Above all put God 1st in all ! 






Friday, 29 November 2013

GO AND DIE

Yeah I said it go and die those words came out of the mouth of a governor that was elected into power whether he rigged or not right now I could  care less but point is he told a fellow human being who said she was a widow and that he should have mercy on her to go and die !

question 1 please what kind of water did he drink that morning ?
they need to stop feeding him with that water it is not good for his medulla oblongata

question 2 those of you defending him why are you defending him?
 you are just inhuman don't worry the money they gave you in Ghana must go go soon finish shebi you will go for more again question is will there still be more to give ?

question 3 PDP why so cocky ? so una nor know say widows dey nijja since anyways una do well oh its high time you guys start giving back in one way or the other after all na we money

question 4 why did no one rise to her defense ? people stood and watched I thot w were meant to have an uprising soon obviously I was dreaming or it was in my past life or I was in another realm.

question 5 what next?

I used to love the guy called Governor Adams oshiomole I was sure he was going to deliver I spoke so nicely of him every where I went but now as I type I don't even ant to hear anything about him im very vexed very upset and most of all ashamed that I trusted him, well dem really talk say na only pikin wey dey inside belle na him dem dey vouch for

I think we should go back to army arrangement paddy paddy put am togeda army arrangement so that all our politicians can go and die abi after when there is nothing to steal hunger go worry them.
I know some people go vex say I talk say make them go die well if you can tell me that why cant I tell you same do unto others what you want them to do unto you.

if them again you don't understand why I am so bitter watch this video them imagine this if you are a woman imagine that was you or your mother or daughter or sister
if you are a man imagine that was your mother or wife or sister or daughter if you were alive you would be so bitter that even ribena undiluted would taste like chloroquine  in your mouth.


LET US LEARN TO USE AND PICK OUR WORDS WISELY AT THIS RATE OSHIO WILL NOT BE REMEMBERED FONDLY IN EDO STATE AND BEYOND
THIS MOUTH CAN BE USED AS WEAPON OF MASS DESTURCTION OR A BALM OF GILEAD !

MY COUNTRY PEOPLE MAKE UNA DEY VOTE WISELY MAKE PERSON NOR GO TELL U GO AND DIE !

Monday, 25 November 2013

SO FAR SO GOOD

Hey guys im so sorry for locking up over the weekend ,I was taken over with the spirit of sleep most especially after entering one yeye go slow like that all the way home because aunty eminado was getting married between im yet to find out the meaning of eminado oh abeg who sabi am make e tell me!

My weekend went well I think I still danced and faced my glass doors got home very happy had a date with my girls via bbm chat(sandy baby that is ) while I was with date 1 the guy,as D mama decided to make herself un available she always likes to feel important like that, I forgive her all the same but I just don't like it all that diva sturvs and I don't blend well.

The best part of my weekend was the fact that I got to sleep chaiiii sleep is good oh! oh lawd I felt like a new baby each time I woke up and it helped me not eat much #diettinz, the best reward you can give your body is a well deserved rest.

then I went through linda ikejis blog and stellas blog and saw all the pics of them superstars and peeps plus the bleached and unbleached the skinny and the malnourished, the over hyped and the under-hyped,just the usual same old same old and then the vampires and cyborgs and ware-wolves were commenting as usual.

So they say TOOLZ exposes her breast too much when kim k does it y'all be drooling like desperate k9s,they said AGBANI is too skinny yet they love Naomi Campbell,they say TOKE MAKINWA they bleach so is nicki minaj biko is called rebranding hapuya like that, they said RITA DOMINIC looked sexy mbok those legs were confusing me why so coca cola and Fanta sis ? aunty KAREN we love u just the way u are because we know who you are every thing they want to talk let them talk at the end of the day you are Karen igho na so we know you to be ,LOLA OMOTAYO OKOYE they say you look old..... and then every body must age one day issue is are you aging gracefully or not babes you are on point left dem haters alone, WAJE my sisterly for life they couldn't say anything #warrinordeycarrylast shes a pure home breed, TOYIN LAWANI safest delivery oh that your pikin go jellow well well bewteen u and ur pooh boo fit wella , EMMA NYRAM try make you dey buy ashebi they say you are beginning to look like an alien say if na the money issue make dem they dash u the ashebi complimentary.

Then I watched the movie family runs its extremely over hyped abeg it was a waste of 500 naira im not happy wetin self only one man dey knack up and down like that haba na nollywood stop teaching us how to lie and fornicate, I didn't get any moral out of the movie apart from the fact that it is not good for man to dey born born outside which I already know I don't even want to talk about that movie if not I will be hyping it, mbok left matter !

What else happened this weekend oh and yes amidst all my plenty sleeping escapades I kept on dreaming about me getting married and I kept on hitting myself to wake up from the dream because to me it wasn't a needed dream at this time,u may ask why I was trying to get up im afraid of marriage it has scared and marred many I know, and im a joseph of a dreamer most of my dreams do come through no kidding then again I remembered that a dream may be as a result of your immediate environment#weekendweddingthings, so I decided to sleep and not wake up to remember the dream except it involved me counting money, YES money, because that's what is important to me right now for the 1st time ever I want to go on a proper holiday I want to start enjoying the fruits of my labor not marry and become a mama, marriage means domestication to me because im so giving ;so I don't want to even love because my love is too giving to be thrown back in my face#forcolouredgirls

Then Dmama and I rounded it up with some eye candy went to watch a football match at campus mini stadium Lagos island,
chevron versus eko support they call it corporate soccer it was really corporate because most of them guys were good looking and even after the whole match as I walked past some they were still smelling so nice and Dmama and I were just pointing out and picking out our boos there meanwhile we didn't even get to meet anyone like I said we went there for some eye candy just to feed our eyes and leave.

oya I have to stop here them spies at work be roaming around my system, that was how my weekend turned out I hope yours was better and I trust your week will be great because I prayed this morning that God should make everyone great so we can all make nijja great.

LOVE YA MY COUNTRY PEOPLE DO HAVE A LOVELY DAY AND WEEK AHEAD
ANYHING WEY YOUR ENEMY DEY PLAN YOU JUMP AM PASS !!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, 22 November 2013

AS A SHARP BABE

TGIF BABY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Ehen I have three dates to keep up with today,

1st is with a guy he wants to take me out tonight to bubble but he cant dance so most times I find myself facing the glass door and dancing and admiring myself (I call that self love mode ) aint nothing wrong with that, but at the end of the day I manage to have fun with myself in the company of my date still in my own little world in my head, im sure you would be wondering why I hang out with this guy , well he is matured and he respects me and treats me like his sister. You know the types that make you talk like you are 40 when you are only just 30.

2nd date is with ma girls "Sandy baby" I call her esista(bengazi peeps would understand) shes my mentor on zumba things and she is mad a?! fun to be with when she laffs you just have to laff along with her then her dance moves na fire then her yabis omg mbok forgerrit, then of course my booski my babe from Atlanta-Ibadan "D mama" she's just a clown nothing misses her diva eyes, always seeing all the wrong things, when one eye lash is longer than the other, when a chic is sagging or when a babe is marketing and she getting it all wrong and making matters worse, then when she wants to spill it out she would look at you at that particular time when u are holding onto laughter and say woot and then you would have to laugh. The beauty of hanging out with my girls is that we always voltron our bills we don't take free drinks from strangers ,we don't go home with strangers, we don't share our details because we aint hunting, we are just out to have mad fun and go to bed with a smile on our faces knowing fully well we have teased and taunted the guys and spoilt market for some babes. This one I like best !


3rd date is with my tv ,my bed and my fresh sheets and my duvet ,I love watching movies since I started working for another mans company any chance I get to spend with my tv is very precious to me. I don't joke with it considering the fact that I pay for the full bouquet dstv every month and never really get to enjoy it well some might say why pay for the full thing hey the stations I like to watch are on the full thing so don't hassle me, so as I was saying I have a date with my tv and my bed because its been a while and my dstv subscription is expiring in two days, and I just want to chill its been a hectic week my brain has been doing some very plenty work.

Out of all this plenty dates I will honor 2 ,dates 1 and 2 and then date 3 will take place tomorrow because I need to go out and dance that's the only way I let go of stress cooking and dancing.

Any toaster or assistant boyfriend that tries to come in between these plans I have made is on a very long thing, im nobody's last minute babe or weekend lover.

That's how my Friday is going be so till when next I go on line TGIF BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT DRINK AND DRIVE !!!!!!!!!
IF HE OR SHE AINT YOURS DONT TAKE HIM OR HER HOME !!!
HAVE A LOVELY WEEKEND MY COUNTRY PEOPLE !!!!


Thursday, 21 November 2013

English our borrowed but comfortable language

Once upon a time there was a country and in that country lived many families and in those families lived a common friend,all these friends that lived with different families all came from one family,confusing I know let me simplify it family A had a friend as a matter of they owned the friend his name was MR D though MR D had many nicknames but All the MR Ds all had the same father and the same mother MR And MRS E ! 
MR D was a member of every household and a friend of every member of every household, until something called MR T came and stripped MR D into different parts and made him perform so many functions but lost the essence of having him as a friend in every home,now the side effect of not having a dictionary (a hard copy ) at home is that every English word now has a funky spelling ,people who are even educated mix up thier tenses,there is a lot more but we will just stick to those two fore now.
The kids, younger generations have to rely  on their teachers who apparently are the only ones that keep a hard copy and a soft one handy in order to be able to impact knowledge into the families and generations of all the past and present friends and owners of all the different forms of MR D (dictionary) .
MR T ( technology ) is a nice guy but Mr and mrs E ( English ) would be more appreciated and relevant if every family still had a hard copy of thier son MR D.
Because the truth is that without electricity Mr T can't perform and use all the different parts of MR D to the fullest ,but when a hard copy of MR D is lying around it becomes a handy companion electricity or not one can always just flip the pages and learn something new.
Keep a dictionary at home or on your desk or some where handy always ,in a bid to be up to date lets not loose the true essence of it all ,some old norms make families bond and brings about a common tie. 
Just as Nigerians haven't given up our Football for American football lets not let give up everything and in the end have nothing. 

Wednesday, 20 November 2013

MR PRESIDENT HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH!

So today is uncle Jona's birthday and well I really am at a loss for wishes to the guy and here are some of the reasons why

I buy petrol for my generator everyday ngn3000,(least I remain in darkness and heat evaporates me )

I pay my nepa/phcn  bills but never have light

I buy water of which I have to hassle the water tanker man before he brings it because others are buying full load

I always have to explain myself at every check point that I don't have anything for the boys because country hard (and the boys live in the same county with me yet I have to explain )

Spent all my future life's savings to get an education with the hope of getting a fantastic job(of which I didn't still get but have to manage the one I have now as half bread is better than stale ore chin chin), but hey I still have to spend a whole lot more to upgrade to a masters from some prestigious university and then again still hope to get a better job because the system is messed up,

When I was a kid I dreamt of being a diplomat now im an adult and im still dreaming because all my hard work is just for me to sustain my humble self because my country cant do anything for me,common water and light that's all I need to make my earnings more meaningful to me.

Now that I have kids I have to work 10 times harder because I know I don't want them to be a part of an educational system where politicians cant be bothered when all the higher institutions of learning are on shut down because of money kpalava ,ASSU and their never ending strike there is no way my kids will school here. I just cant put them through the hell I went through after all foreign certificates are more recognized than the local ones whether the certificate holder is intelligent or not e nor concern anybody all he needs na to know person an oga @ the top shikena.datz all !

These are just but a few reasons why im wishing mama patience him husband happy birthday amidst murmurs and grumbles .

The best I can do today is not buy fuel and light a candle for him that which I haven't done this year at all as I have been fortunate to be blessed by God through the labor of my hands not the resources made available by my country,
but then again im saving myself 3k but the heat sha nor go get part two,

So my country people lets a light a candle and let it burn out before we switch on our china and japan generator sets.

Raise it up and say happy birthday mr president and say this short prayer BABA GOD NA YOUR HAND WE DEY OH FATHER TAKE CONTROL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 We don't have to go to Jerusalem to lay hands on him and waste tax payers money just light that candle and pray because whether na Jerusalem oh ,Israel oh ,ajegunle,banana island ,ikeja ,Parkview ,ajah ,lekki ,idi mangoro,ojo BABA GOD ANSWERETH ALL PRAYERS  AS LONG AS SAY YOU DON CALL ON AM AND YOUR HEART PURE !

Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Car fresh Tinz

So I had a couple of oranges today and in a bid to be a good citizen I left the peels in my car under the hot sun to rush off for a meeting and came back to my car and voila !!!!! Car was smelling all so citrusy so accidentally Iv discovered a new way to get unwanted smell out of cars,body odor , mouth odor , you name it , it's all gone ! Feeling like Einstein right now !!!!! 
Hello everyone,
no beefing
 no b!@#$n
 no unnecessary lies, lol
Respect should be given and earned in due course (ie, if your personality doesn't exude any )
sorry to disappoint the linda ikeji and bella nijja addicts fanatics and sycophants we don't have time for unhealthy drama and unnecessary amebority
all healthy tatafo and gbeborun issues are most welkom but remember if it aint worth it don't spill it
im going to start with a dairy revelation of what is really happening relationship wise in nijja whether we like it or not the truth needs to be said so that the smallies will learn.

So most married men like good looking girls but the truth is it takes one nice sane rich generous married man to keep a pretty single curvaceous sexy young babe on lock down even at that self some babes will still go outside to get real good loving in the event that the oga at the top is not on top performance wise !

my take on this is very simple the men see fine women as a status symbol so they carry them around to brand themselves as real men even those that cant get it up the women think they are using the men but check this out

  • he carries you around holding you in funny places in public#killingofmarket
  • he might just be introducing you to one or two or some or even all of your prospective inlaws#nollywoodtinz
  • God isnt happy with you while all this is happening#Godiswatchingyou 
  • you are wasting away like black and white tv sitting next to plasma in a duplex at banana island#outdatedsturvs 
  • your mates are building with the real men that you should be with that will eventually overtake the real men of today#areualearner
  • in all this you are aging trust me no matter how good the words of a greeting card is it will never have the same value as one that just got off the shelf (presentation is key lagosians call it packaging )
  • old men make women age quickly#trustmefactsforreal.com 
  • you loose the essence and experience of being your age #dullingthings
  • he loves you so much but never leaves his wife#liesmentell
should I go on I guess not iv said enough for today lets be wise these men dey make market value fall most of ur friends wont tell you the truth because you've got leaches not friends
that's my own crazy thinking though some may think otherwise  PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TALK YOUR MIND SHARP SHARP ITS A FREE WORLD !